Have You Ever Wondered?…

This post made me smile! If you feel like you need more giggles on a Sunday I also recommend https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/2016/01/16/some-funnies-on-facebook-this-week-courtesy-of-eagle-eyed-friends/

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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’

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What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny…

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10 thoughts on “Have You Ever Wondered?…

  1. Many thanks from Sally and me Maja 👍😃

  2. Thanks for the humor this morning! Greatly appreciated.

  3. Kah Choon says:

    I can’t stop laughing… especially the second statement…haha

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